Mr. MUTHAFUCKING EXQUIRE by MISHKA
Well, they might not have gotten around to those Мишка pussy rings that he so helpfully suggested on Mopster track “The Bear Trickz,” but to make up for it Мишка cooked up this objectively awesome Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire official t-shirt. Hanna-Barbera ain’t got shit on us with this one. Everyone knows that eXquire is the undisputed king of hot tub parties, especially when he’s in full on ursine beast mode!
Flanked by the finest of cartoon females, the Peel Off Crew ringleader has anything and everything you could want, from champagne and 40oz. to Four Loko and enough greenback stacks that he could use them as a towel. Consider this our official proposal for a eXquire-as-bear animated children’s television show. Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire is for the kids.